David Brenner Quotes

American - Comedian | February 4, 1945 - March 15, 2014

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

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A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

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We're careful not to saturate people.

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Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

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I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

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Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

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Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.

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