American - Comedian | January 18, 1965 -
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
Dave Attell
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I never wanted to be famous.
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I have no grand scheme.
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I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes.
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For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.
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Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.
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I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.
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I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.
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I'm not really a music guy.
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A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it.
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Being on the road is kind of lonely.
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I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
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