American - Comedian | October 8, 1955 -
If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.
Darrell Hammond
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I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.'
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I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.
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I don't know if I want to be a big star though.
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I've seen the hell these people go through.
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I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.
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I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.
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I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.
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Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.
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I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.
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I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.
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Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.
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