American - Novelist | February 21, 1962 -
Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?
Chuck Palahniuk
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If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?
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I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.
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A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.
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When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?
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Masochism is a valuable job skill.
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Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.
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I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.
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My favorite books to give or get are short story collections. And always paperbacks because they are easy to carry as you travel.
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My best advice for writers is: Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories.
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When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don't want to distract myself from anything.
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When I visit my brother in South Africa, I order things I've only seen in zoos. Little deers and kudu, all the mammals you would never think of eating.
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