American - Writer | April 26, 1834 - March 6, 1867
Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
Charles Farrar Browne
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I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.
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I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
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Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
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My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.
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I am not a politician, and my other habits air good.
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They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.
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