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Carol Burnett Quotes

American - Actress | April 26, 1933 -

On the good days, my mother would haul out the ukulele and we'd sit around the kitchen table - it was a cardboard table with a linoleum top - and sing.

Good Mother Kitchen Table Top Out

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving Birth Over Head Forcing Your

I had always been quiet and studious in school. I was the high school editor of the newspaper.

School High School Quiet Newspaper

I was raised going to the movies with my grandmother as a kid. And then I'd come home, and my best friend and I would act out the films that we saw.

Friend Home Best Best Friend Movies

Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter.

Funny Laughter Doing Look Sketch

It all happened the way it was supposed to. I wouldn't change anything. I had such a great run.

Change Great Run Way Anything Had

I loved the Kennedy Center Honors because you just sit there, smile, wave, and cry.

Smile Loved Wave You Cry Sit

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? I miss that.

Good Imagination Laugh Wrong Edgy

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

Morning New York Puzzle New Grey

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

People Impossible Washington Almost

I loved doing 'The Family' with Eunice and Mama. They were very interesting because there were no jokes written into those sketches. It was all character-driven. And sometimes it got a little heavy.

Family Loved Interesting Doing Jokes

I've always been optimistic. And I have a feeling that it happened because of going to all those movies with my grandmother in the '40s because there was no cynicism.

Feeling Movies Grandmother Always

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