American - Comedian | March 7, 1984 -
Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie? I tell you, they don't make 'em like they used to. Will my real women stand up, please?
Brandon T. Jackson
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As an actor, it's amazing to get to create different characters.
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I can't believe that women have got to put on so much in the morning. What time do women wake up? Man, I put a t-shirt and jeans on, and that's it.
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My grandma is kind of a rock star. She goes to France and all over.
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I want to have children, please God, with a woman that I love and that I'm very attracted to.
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I know how to be funny to black audiences.
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I'm trying to build a brand. I'm not just doing one-off projects.
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I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job.
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I come from a young, hip-hop, urban world.
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When you're blessed, you've got to be sensitive to people that don't have and need to depend on somebody else to eat.
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