American - Actor | April 14, 1960 -
You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.
Brad Garrett
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Standup is really the only thing in the entertainment business that you do totally alone.
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I'm totally, totally into old Vegas.
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Athletics are not my wheelhouse because sports were mean to this uncoordinated kid growing up, a 6-foot-2 14-year-old who never could do a layup.
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I am so fascinated and taken by the Golden Knights.
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I've always wanted to play a coach in a movie, just to be the captain of anything in the pirate ship of my bathtub.
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Sports were never my thing.
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In standup, it's just you. You're your own writer, your own critic, your own director, and it's never the same. You really don't always have it down. Your continue to learn, you continue to risk, and I really love it.
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My act is a little raunchy. When people come to my club, I have to warn them it isn't Robert from 'Raymond.'
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I don't think we're politically correct when we're private. I don't know what 'politically correct' means.
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There's not a day that goes by where I don't think, 'Oh, I'm a lucky pup.'
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People who are bipolar, they kind of latch onto things that are fanatical sometimes.
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