American - Entertainer | November 1, 1944 -
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Bobby Heenan
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The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.
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I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.
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I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
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A friend in need is a pest.
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It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
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I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.
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