Home
Topics
Authors
:
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z

Bob Newhart Quotes

American - Comedian | September 5, 1929 -

You're not dead at 85. You're a long way from it. Go out and enjoy. You've earned it.

Enjoy Long You Go Way Dead

I certainly don't delude myself that there aren't certainly more important things to do in life than make people laugh, but I can't imagine anything that would bring me more joy.

Life Myself Joy People Me Laugh

Don't live in the past. There's no point. You can't change anything. What a waste of time.

Change Live Time Past You Anything

I was very political when JFK ran.

Political Very Ran JFK

I've had time off, and it drove me nuts. I was crawling up the wall.

Time Me Wall Nuts Up Off

I just made the decision that I was going to try comedy, and if didn't work, then I knew it didn't work. Then I would go back and do whatever. But at least I wouldn't torture myself the rest of my life, wondering whatever would have happened.

Life Work Myself Decision Rest Back

For a comedian, there is nothing better than watching another great comedian.

Great Better Nothing Watching Than

When I started, I was doing all the good comedians I'd ever seen. Then I developed my own voice. My routines are my natural way of looking at the world.

Good World Looking Voice Doing Way

A lot of money is spent trying to keep people alive who don't necessarily want to be alive.

Money People Trying Alive Want Keep

I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an affection for it.

Humor Fun Think Someone You Chicago

When I was off TV, people would ask me to please come back, which I think was their way of saying, 'There's nothing out there for us.'

People Me Saying Think Back Nothing

I just don't think most people put myself and Robert Frost in the same category.

Myself People Think Same Frost Just

First Prev page 5 678 9 10 Next page Last

Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Bob Newhart quotes