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Bo Burnham Quotes

American - Comedian | August 21, 1990 -

I just like to write and then perform.

Write Just Like Then Perform

The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke joke joke.' They don't actually sit and listen to you.

You Listen More Joke Patient Europe

Most of my songs make fun of myself.

Myself Fun Make Songs Most

I have a show on MTV called 'Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous.' I think that's a secret to a vast majority of America.

Think Famous America Stone Secret

I'm just a giddy teenager who would like to break into show business any way I can.

Business I Can Way Break Show Just

I think because of the Internet I was able to study comedy from quite a young age and watch a lot of comedy.

Age Think Internet Comedy Young

I thought I had more of a European sense of humour than the average American comic.

Thought American More Humour Average

I always wanted to be a comedian but never thought I'd be a musical comedian.

Thought Never Always Wanted Comedian

I know I'm probably digging for fresh fruit in the garbage, and as much as anyone, my attitude is, if stuff's sincere, it's gooey and boring and uninteresting. But it's no way to live.

Attitude Live Fruit Know Boring Way

There's only one rule in stand-up, which is that you have to be funny. Yet 99 per cent of comics look and talk exactly the same.

Funny You Look Talk Same Rule

I have no real want or need to be a movie star.

Want Need Real Star Movie Star

I'll stop when I think I'm not doing good stuff. I'll never exploit something just because people like it.

Good People Think Doing Stop Never

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