American - Comedian | March 14, 1947 -
I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
Billy Crystal
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I never worry that I'll die in my sleep, because I'm never asleep!
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Nothing takes the sting out of these tough economic times like watching a bunch of millionaires giving golden statues to each other.
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My Aunt Sheila was terrifying! She would put a napkin in her mouth and say, 'You've got something on your face, dear. Let me just scratch that off your face. Let me sand your cheek.'
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There used to be that you only had four or five critics that you would look to for intelligent conversation, but now there are millions of people who can just press 'send,' and everyone's got an opinion even if no one cares what they say. It makes things a little bit tougher.
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My parents always looked like they loved being together. That's what I took from them, and that's how my wife and I are. I still feel like we're dating.
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Losing my parents, who I admired, loved and needed, it took a long time to be able to move on.
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The truth is, in this age of Instagram and Facebook and Snapchat, we know way too much about athletes - and it's their fault.
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I love Mickey Mantle. Would I have felt the same if I had known when I was eight years old what I know now?
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You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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It's like being a gym rat, but you're a theater rat, and then that becomes your fraternity house. That becomes your extended family.
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I was raised mostly by my mom.
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