Bill Hicks Quotes

American - Comedian | December 16, 1961 - February 26, 1994

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

Bill Hicks

SayBandAverageFunkThanTouring

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

Bill Hicks

I AmColdSoundMeanOutCruel

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

Bill Hicks

YouThanksSeeThroughDenialI See

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

Bill Hicks

GoodGood ThingsThinkYouBurnUs

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

Bill Hicks

WomenGreatNowListenPriestsBoth

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

Bill Hicks

PeopleMoreTwoSideAgreeForm

I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

Bill Hicks

TimeHatePatriotismWorldStand

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.

Bill Hicks

American DreamAmericanDreamStop

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