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Aziz Ansari Quotes

American - Comedian | February 23, 1983 -

I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think I'll ever get really fat.

Day Amazing Think Fat Exercise Gone

London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.

People Comedy Enjoy London Fans Lot

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.

People You Accept Become Going Just

I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff.

Music New Rock Taste Pretty Stuff

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour.

Food Comedy Kind Eat Well Tour

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best.

Work Hope Best Writing Think You

Other than friends and family, my favorite things are New York and stand-up. I love doing comedy in New York - I can do way more stand-up here than in Los Angeles.

Family Love New York Comedy Doing

Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Life My Life Why Dumbest Get Idea

What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.

Cool Random You Joke Something Able

It's hard to really get that excited about movies. Think about it like this: how many good comedy movies come out a year? Maybe one or two? And then, in those movies, what are the chances that there's a character that I'm the best fit to play? It's really small!

Good Character Best Small Think

With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out, book a venue, people will come, then film it. I do all that myself; I never have to answer to anybody.

Work Myself People Book Comedy Down

I know my fan base is a smart group of people.

Smart People Know Group Fan Base

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