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Amy Sedaris Quotes

American - Actress | March 29, 1961 -

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

People Think Choose I Can Pretend

I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'

Know Craft Old Whatever Anything

I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.

Ideas Free Feel Open Everything Get

I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn't doing it. But very seldom does that happen.

Night Energy Wish Doing Plan See

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.

Good Food Fake Looks New Nice

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.

Funny Time Ugly Think You Want

Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.

Time Shoes New Sometimes Mail Check

I always find something to keep me busy.

Me Busy Find Always Keep Something

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.

More High Quirky Show Cult Like

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?

You Know Kind Way More Mean

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

Son Best Growing Up Friends Growing

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

Failure Stupid Feel Problem You

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