American - Musician | November 30, 1924 - November 20, 1973
You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.
Allan Sherman
LoveShoesHurtYouFallBack
I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich.
LiveTimeI AmRichTryingBeyond
Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.
MarriageNew YorkDivorceNewMatter
Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will.
SomeoneYouWillOwnBecauseWell
It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!
FriendBeginningBe StrongBetter
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