American - Author | February 12, 1884 - February 20, 1980
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
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My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
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He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
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You can't make a souffle rise twice.
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I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
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