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Al Capp Quotes

American - Cartoonist | September 28, 1909 - November 5, 1979

Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

Art Product Abstract Abstract Art

Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.

Experience Learn Someone Place Any

Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.

Today Generation Nobody My Own Own

Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed if necessary.

People Young Young People Necessary

Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.

Life Success Success Is Pattern Most

The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.

You Know Piano Just Like Keys

Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

Red New York Hair Husband Hotel New

The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference.

Live World Secret Difference Without

There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx's Capital.

Truth World Bible Know Reason Pure

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.

Work Walk Office Welfare Who Anyone

My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it.

Work Day Fish Someone One Day Next

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