American - Coach | November 21, 1922 - September 2, 2002
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
Abe Lemons
MedicalSchoolDoctorIdiotYou
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
MedicalSchoolDoctorYouKnowHim
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
DayRetirementYouTroubleNever
I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
PlayersTrickyRatherAnyPlays
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
GoodDayPracticeYouLivingClean
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
TwoBallBasketOnlyReallyPlays
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
DamnMissThanAnybodyLessThem
It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
ThreeHoleContestHad
I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
SickDieWantJog
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