A. Whitney Brown Quotes

American - Comedian | July 8, 1952 -

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

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HistoryPastSomeoneDownHappened

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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LoveFoodHateI AmPlantsAnimals

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

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HumorGraceYouFailLaughing

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

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LawyerBlackWhiteWrongGroupHim

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

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I AmSocietyForestAmFrustrated

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

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SchoolHigh SchoolFindStudentHigh

I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

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MeBelieveYouWayAtheistExist

Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.

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AmericaYouSeeTouristWhereOnly

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